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rnelson
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posted 04-09-2009 09:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson   Click Here to Email rnelson     Edit/Delete Message
Caddyshack.

Animal house gets less and less entertaining as I get older.

but the bit about double secret probation is always good.

heads or tails?


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Kurt Russel
I love the bit part Billy Bob Thorton plays as a smart a** card dealer when Kurt dares him to draw saying "Skin it! Skin that smoke wagon!"

(don't forget to click twice slowly)


Tails

I always habitually call tails and I always lose coin tosses. What a ridulous and self defeating habit that is.


on warbirds:
props or jets


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ebvan
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posted 04-10-2009 03:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
Why would calling tails everytime be self-defeating. If all other varibles are equal, calling all heads, all tails, 50% heads/50% tails, or even a self determined "random" selection will not increase or decrease your odds of being correct. However I have found that if the same person flips the coin over the short term, you can increase your odds by watching which side is up when he flips because the coin will tend to make the same number of rotations when flipped by the same guy.

Props, they are easier to shoot down from the ground WHICH IS WHERE I WILL BE WHEN BULLETS ARE FLYING

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rnelson
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posted 04-15-2009 06:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson   Click Here to Email rnelson     Edit/Delete Message
Roadhouse or Passenger 57?

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posted 04-15-2009 08:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
Roadhouse!! Ever meet anyone who could repeat a quote from Passenger 57?

John Wayne or ..... never mind

Law and Order spinoffs

SVU or Criminal Intent ?

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YLIE2ME
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posted 04-16-2009 10:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YLIE2ME   Click Here to Email YLIE2ME     Edit/Delete Message
SVU - its the least of the far fetched

Ford or Chevy?

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"No matter who says what,
don’t believe it if
it don’t make sense."
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posted 04-18-2009 10:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for stat   Click Here to Email stat     Edit/Delete Message
Chevy

More great engines means more choices i.e. 327, 350, 383, 400, 454, 455 (pontiac), 500, and the jack hammer of them all, the 572.
Ford, while making some great engines of their own, have fewer choices, more expensive components, and some might express great disappointment with them sticking with their 302 in all of the mustang gt's (for decades)--it sounds great and can be equiped with great power-adders, but ultimately, when on a drag strip, the damn engine block splits like a nut when you pour the coal to it.


hyper-tension or depression?


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ebvan
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posted 04-18-2009 03:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
It depends Raymond

Hypertension vs. Major Depression,Bi-Polar Disorder or Psychotic Depression I'd rather have the high blood pressure.

Hypertension vs Dysthemic Disorder or S.A.D. I think I would rather be depressed.


Predict the future or Decide the future?

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posted 04-18-2009 06:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stat   Click Here to Email stat     Edit/Delete Message
Predict.

I can't even decide on what to eat.

Who says the eighties were no good for the arts? Tell that to Stephen King, who gave a helluva lot of thought to ebvan's if/or.


the eighties or the nineties?

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ebvan
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posted 04-21-2009 09:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
the eighties BUT ONLY because I owned stock in a company that makes hairspray.

Cameras

Digital or Film

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posted 04-21-2009 06:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stat   Click Here to Email stat     Edit/Delete Message
Great one---maybe the best yet!

FILM

Although the pervasive use of digital pics has made taking precious pics in high volumes a wonderful thing----afterall, more great pics of the kids when they're young and silly is better, right? Well, ultimately you still have to convert the pics to a paper product, as viewing pics on a disc is far less tactile than the shuffle, or better yet, the big albums. This means all that snapping which at first seems too easy, becomes a matter of clicking dollars by the hundreds in say, a given year. Consequently in our house we are over-run with digital form pics---and what I'm finally getting to--is the tragic LOSS of pics via a lost camera, a crashed hardrive, or lost memory card---a card the sizeof a postage stamp but holds 2 christmas's and 6 birthdays worth of images. True, we needed to back up our data---but when you lose pics on say, a 4 gig disc----you lose HUNDREDS or even a thousand forms of irreplaceable images-----forever. This one was personal.
When film was pricey, you made sure that each frame counted----because it had to.

Anyone read today's story of Edgar Mitchell's(Apollo moon astronaut)UFO statement? Made Gordon Cooper's statement seem trivial and speculative.

Extraterrestrials or Interdimensional entities?

and/or if that's too far-fetched;

guitars;

Acoustic or Electric


....before you answer electric (you rockers out there) look at this rising star named Andy McKee and what he's doing with the acoustic;


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ebvan
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posted 04-21-2009 06:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
I ALWAYS choose Acoustic Interdimensional Entities over Electric Extraterrestrials

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posted 04-21-2009 07:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YLIE2ME   Click Here to Email YLIE2ME     Edit/Delete Message
Even before watching the amazing acoustic videos, I say acoustic for exactly what the videos show.....amazing.

cable or satellite

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ebvan
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posted 04-21-2009 09:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
woops I forgot to do the question.

Cable ... because satellite attracts Electric Extra Terrestrials

Circus or Carnival?

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posted 04-21-2009 09:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LouRovner   Click Here to Email LouRovner     Edit/Delete Message
Kurt Russell. BTW, the best Doc Holiday ever was in that movie. Who was it?

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posted 04-21-2009 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LouRovner   Click Here to Email LouRovner     Edit/Delete Message
Oops. Wrong screen. The third martini always does you in.

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ebvan
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posted 04-22-2009 06:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
Lou Val Kilmer is the Huckleberry of which you speak

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posted 04-23-2009 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stat   Click Here to Email stat     Edit/Delete Message
Huckleberry Finn or Tom Sawyer?

(the characters OR the novels)

Alabama examiners are free to abstain from answering to avoid trouble with decency laws (teehee).

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rnelson
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posted 04-24-2009 08:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson   Click Here to Email rnelson     Edit/Delete Message
Huck Finn.

Arguably the adventure/thriller of its day, and more engaging controversy than TS - which degraded into a franchise almost as long as the Rocky movie series.

William or Edward (or Miguel) (only because yesterday was 4/23)


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posted 04-25-2009 12:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stat   Click Here to Email stat     Edit/Delete Message
Ray, you must be friends with Edward Miguel(or he was your econ prof in college?)---as I doubt many people are familiar with either authors. Having two step-sisters who spent many years in Latin America studying for grad degrees, I recall one of them citing Edward Miguel as being wrong about his broad strokes and blaming curruption of regional governments for the sole reason for 3rd world's (Africa and Latin AM)obsene poverty. Reagan's Latin American policy alone set nearly an entire continent of people into arrested development with a sustained and severe distrust of us---let alone the rise of moron populist dictators like Chavez and others. Sorry for the rant.


Charcoal Grill or Gas Grill?

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ebvan
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posted 04-25-2009 03:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
gas Way faster when you have a whole crowd to feed,

Margaritas

Frozen or on the rocks

ps

Eric did you get my email

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posted 04-27-2009 06:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stat   Click Here to Email stat     Edit/Delete Message
A. A long, hard-fought, drag-out battle of wits against a sex offender who confesses a boone at the 3rd hour post..

or

B. An easily (if not too easy) surrendered confession at .30 into the pre----with unfishy 3-chart confirms.


Btw, this isn't a trick question---but it sounds like one.

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rnelson
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posted 04-28-2009 07:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson   Click Here to Email rnelson     Edit/Delete Message
"confesses a boone" maybe means "bone"

if so, I don't want a bone after 3 hours,

stat, I don't know Edward Miguel - or economiczzzz

was obscure reference to 4/23 the date recorded as the death of both Shakespeare and Cervantes (also suspected to be WS's birthday 'cause his baptism was 4/26). Some years ago a few people speculated that Cervantes may have written Shakespeare - because WS seems to not have had access to the education or knowledge/experience necessary to do so. A lot of people are now convinced it was Edward DeVere who wrote the Shakespeare material. (so much for obscure literary allusions)

zzz


dogs or cats


r

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posted 04-28-2009 08:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YLIE2ME   Click Here to Email YLIE2ME     Edit/Delete Message
Cats - they taste just like chicken

for all you PETA folks - that was a joke

A house in the country with an hours commute to work

or

A flat downtown within walking distance from work

W

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posted 04-28-2009 08:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stat   Click Here to Email stat     Edit/Delete Message
Downtown

I preferred living in the country personally, but many womenfolk don't like being so far from discount boxes, the gym, and of course, their mothers----which is the whole point of living in the sticks in the first place, eh? Solitude isn't for everybody.

Horrific sunburn ---the oozing kind where a bath in jet fuel would feel better

or

Poison Ivy attack that causes you to contemplate suicide by stuffing yourself in an ice chest.

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posted 05-05-2009 10:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YLIE2ME   Click Here to Email YLIE2ME     Edit/Delete Message
I think the poison ivy. As suicide would not even take away that horrific sunburn. Have had both, and the poison ivy was a walk in the park.

Analog or computerized??

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posted 05-06-2009 09:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson   Click Here to Email rnelson     Edit/Delete Message
-puter.

'nuff said.

Sextant or GPS


(in a museum)

r



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posted 05-06-2009 01:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
GPS

Chalkboard

or

"Dry Erase"

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dry erase----cause you get to chuckle at the people who accidentally use a permenant marker and need to use an industrial sandblaster for erasure. There must be a race of gnomes who plant those perm markers on the ledge in the wee hours.

regarding home;
electrical problems

plumbing problems

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posted 05-08-2009 04:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson   Click Here to Email rnelson     Edit/Delete Message
electrical - plumbing problems are a gift that keeps on giving

Bodily fluids or automotive fluids?

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Automotive fluids - bodily fluids can create problems that keep on giving.

Batman or Superman


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posted 05-16-2009 07:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ebvan   Click Here to Email ebvan     Edit/Delete Message
Superman

I have always been a little suspicious of anyone who wears a mask and has a teenage companion.

Philly Cheesesteak
or
Buffalo Wings

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Philly.

Buffalo wings, while yummy are too labor intensive and also tend to be a real sphincter burner.


...on UJM's(Japanese motorcycles); late eighties/ early nineties models

Yamaha V max

or

Honda Magna

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V-Max.

Magna is nice but can't come close to V-Max style.

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Stubbed toe or paper cut?

r


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paper cut

Stubbed toes tend to get continually get re-stubbed while healing.

Batmobile or
"Polygraph Place" designed weaponized motorcycle?

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Batmobile;

it'd give me better reason to attend car shows than walking around in my normal pathetic and dreamer state. I'd swap the batmobile for something more my taste though;

Now,

Drum Battles;

(this is arguably the three greatest drummers of the last 30 yrs

or Accordion Battles;

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posted 06-29-2009 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson   Click Here to Email rnelson     Edit/Delete Message
No question Gadd is a great drummer, but that is classic, almost cliche, Steve Gaad. Weckl is amazing. All these guys play traditional grip.

More importantly, they all had great hair.

You can hear people with this kind of chops on Lou Rovner's jazz CD.

I'll pick the the amazing accordion filth-fest because it was pretty amazing and very different.

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German Polka or Mexican Polka?


r

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Most know I (like Ray and some others) am a lifelong musician. I have never heard of "Mexican Polka." I have not done any searches on it---and to be honest, I take issue with pairing the words "Mexican" and "polka". While I suppose there are plenty of latin-loving German musicians, I doubt that you would readily describe their take on say, the Beguine--as a "German Beguine" or "German Salsa." That's just weird. I vote German Polka---although even that is improper as the German "polka" (Hungarian?)is more properly called Bavarian half-step, or Bavarian Dance music. I suppose if Mexican half step music's proponents want to call it "polka"--a Slavic word for half step (and also "torture sound"), than okeedokee. Regardless, none of it sounds good unless you are either wasted or 120 years old ......OR you are a wasted 120 yr old.


On L.A. Hard Rock Bands;

Van Halen or Motley Crue?

PS I remember hearing a record of a band that did an album of nothing but polka-ized Rolling Stones Songs. I laughed for about 2 minutes at the novelty, which soon turned to agitation and eventually feelings of suicide and hopelessness. Polka hurts these ears---and I wasn't surprised to learn they used it at Gitmo.


Happy 4th y'all!

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posted 07-04-2009 11:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ckieso   Click Here to Email ckieso     Edit/Delete Message
Two of my favorite bands.

Original Van Halen:
David Lee Roth-lead vocals
Eddie Van Halen-guitars, piano, synthesizers
Alex Van Halen-drums, percussion
Michael Anthony-bass, background vocals

Motley Crue:
Vince Neil-lead vocals
Nikki Sixx-bass
Mick Mars-guitars
Tommy Lee-drums, percussion

David Lee Roth is probably the greatest 'rock' frontman of all time, so Van Halen wins that category. Nikki Sixx is a great songwriter and 'rock star,' so Crue wins that one. Eddie Van Halen is a great guitar player and wins that one. Tommy Lee is probably a more influential drummer in that genre than Alex Van Halen, so Crue wins that category. I have seen Crue in concert, but always wanted to see the original Van Halen. So overall, I would have to say Van Halen.


Journey vs. Foreigner

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posted 07-05-2009 07:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stat   Click Here to Email stat     Edit/Delete Message
Great response!

Journey.

Lou Gramm----one of my alltime favorite singers--seen 'em live--loved it. BUT, having always loved Journey, but not as much as Foreigner, ya may ask why C. It's because I happened upon a video of a full length concert from Journey from the eighties (frontier?) and watched Steve Perry sing his absolute guts out for 90 or more minutes---working the crowd---wailing at the fast songs, and crooning on the ballads like it was his final curtain call. 5 yrs later I'm still stunned at what a treasure Steve Perry was. It is now no surprise how he ruined his vocal chords---by giving his entire self to those crowds. Lou Gramm however was a notorious drunken jerk--who transposed his songs to lower keys even in his youth, while Steve Perry was known for being a great guy, a charitable man, and a show-must-go on type a guy.

it takes a bit to get past the rediculously tight clothes (don't pretend in '83 ya didn't wear em too)but the talent is there.



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